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  2. mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours:

    For all the angry women out there.

     


  3. Guys, need help on plotting!

    So how exactly do you introduce two people that don’t know each other that well? Like say you want a heterosexual boy and a heterosexual girl to be friends or a couple hpw do you introduce them to one another?

     


  4. butasparrow:

    touchmypopsicle:

    it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked

    the second one was kind of unexpected

    but no one is disagreeing 

    (via savvlles)

     


  5. thenatureofdaylight:

    And the core currents that wound tight my heart are different. And the old sorrows beneath my irises are dead leaves torn apart. And nothing is real unless I will it, but don’t worry because I willed us— once among the ashes of a life lived. But in fragments.

    You are dead; I am death; souls are…

     


  6. feminugget:

    I want to write the kind of book that gives your brain papercuts. The kind you can’t stop scratching at cause how could something so small hurt so bad?

    And I want to see who keeps scratching and scratching until they uncover something hidden deep in there that explains exactly how and exactly…

     


  7. Don’t Fuck With an English Teacher

    tranquility-peace:

    of-the-sweetest-tea:

    autumnyte:

    fasterwouldbebetter:

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    I read the teacher in Siri’s voice…

    Hats off to DAT TEACHER 

    (via ramennooodles)

     

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  9. elliegalaxies:

    do you ever get that feeling where you like someone so much that when they do something adorable you just sit there with butterflies in your stomach like 

    (◡‿◡✿) i just love you so fucking much you little fucker (◡‿◡✿)

    (via viste)

     

  10. passthecocaine:

    Actual deleted scene from The Name of the Doctor

    (via viste)

     


  11. nintooner:

    in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and

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    I’m sorry

    (via actual-satan-doc-worth)

     

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    1. Me: Getting real sick of your crap.
    2. Parent: You're grounded.
    3. Me: I don't care.
    4. Six Minutes Later: Just kidding can I have my things back now.
     

  13. knitmeapony:

    dispatchrabbi:

    So… who wants a new Star Trek series with Freema Agyeman as the captain?

    Anyone?

    shutupandtakemymoney.gif

    (Source: t-d-possum, via the-fandoms-are-cool)

     

  14. (Source: jadeb0t, via crrocs)